08 9 / 2014
A Ravenclaw uses Alohomora.
A Slytherin uses a lockpick.
A Gryffindor charges to ram the door down.
A Hufflepuff tries the doorknob and finds it wasn’t locked in the first place.
07 1 / 2014
the earth is literally telling america to chill the fuck out
04 1 / 2014
If consuming pizza and cigarettes is what keeps me from LOSING MY FUCKING MIND, then I will consume them.
and nobody can stop me.
28 12 / 2013
the heterosexual agenda terrifies me. creating new small humans?? football?? bootcut jeans????? how the fuck am I supposed to explain this to my children