07 1 / 2014
the earth is literally telling america to chill the fuck out
04 1 / 2014
If consuming pizza and cigarettes is what keeps me from LOSING MY FUCKING MIND, then I will consume them.
and nobody can stop me.
28 12 / 2013
the heterosexual agenda terrifies me. creating new small humans?? football?? bootcut jeans????? how the fuck am I supposed to explain this to my children
04 12 / 2013
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
Please let this post continue… I am a fan of it.